my GAWD Harry, every time I come on tumblr you be lookin sexier and sexier.
Zayn tweeted this the other day before management made him delete it.
seems legitI KNEW ZIAM EXISTED.
my Ziam heart XD
My bro went to Six Flags with his girlfriend. I’m stuck at home. My dad’s like, “What do you want to do today?” I can’t just say “Fuck Harry Styles, that’s what” to you, dad, so obvioulsy i’m just gonna shrug and say, “nothing much.” I mean, seriously, I don’t feel like going to look at colleges, I just want to dream about dating Liam Payne. And to that one guy who won’t stop bugging me— fuck off, you’re not Niall, I don’t wanna go out with you. Jesus, why can’t people just leave me alone so I can go watch every friggin video on Youtube about 1D?!?! So hello, people of the internet.
fiveerectionsintheonedirection:
Shit Directioners Do When They Are Bored
Yes, I am completely aware that I am insane….Enjoy anyways :)
LOL sometimes I wonder why Elly… lol I LOVE YOU (:
oh shhsh dania, i know you want my dick
HAHAHAHAHHA tears asidfgbsduo Omg ACCURATE.
omg can we just be best friends?!?!
God, the awkward moment when you realize that you actually do all that stuff..
Do I look like this when I do it, too?…
she just reminds me of Taylor Lautner too, but not the boy naah the girl - but better and creepier .. she knows what i do at home lol omfg just love it haha
lol BITCHES IM TAYLOR LAUTNER HAHAHA I KISSED ZAYN YOU JELLY?
KKKKKKKK SO HILARIOUS
THIS GIRL IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUSSSSSSSSS
bitches better recognize :P haha
I’m in love with you
mommy i’m in loove with a directioner! idk…i just randomly thought of that :P haha
OMG SO TRUE THOUGH!
AHAHAHA I DIED AT I’LL LIFT YOU UP!
THE BEST THING TO COME ON MY DASH. SO ACCURATE
i think someone needs to make some gifs out of this
like, now
This girl has my life down pat.
my life to the t. omg what if one direction were creeping around and saw this. LOL
no…one direction aren’t aloud to watch this…
what did i just watch
the best thing known to man kind
….. that’s basically me
she stalks my life.
yep, i totally do :)
you are so weird elly
correction, fabulous :)
WOW. that is so me.
You want One Direction to be successfull, but you don’t want everyone to know about them. They are your little secret. never mind the fact that there are millions of Directioners online, you have a special connection with 1D and you feel that if they become super insanely famous, that special connection is going to break, and they won’t remember the times when they were nobodies. What are your thoughts on the boys’ escalating fame?
…But why am i crying? Oh my god, our babies are no longer our little secret. It’s real. They are fucking huge now.
^^^ THIS POST OMG SALKHFLASFHJLA EXPLAINS IT ALL
so accurate though….
i had to write a letter in shakesperean language. i wrote it to my teacher about One Direction.
Dearest Ms. Ross,
I wanted to writeth a letter to Harry Styles, but he would not have received it. Instead I shall write one to thee. For thou will receive my letter. Who art this Harry Styles, you ask? Since thou is obliged to readest this letter, I shall explain to thou who art Harry Styles and One Direction. They art a British boy ban. They loseth on the UK edition of X-Factor, but they art the most successful losers. They art but five young men. Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, and Zayn Malik. If thou ever receiveth the chance to meet them, thou should do the following.
If thou own any spoons, discard them at once. Liam will give thee his love. Ere your paths are crossed, makest a stop at Nando’s. Purchase chicken for Niall. Maketh sure thou dost not buy hard chicken, for Niall’s teeth art being fixed. Break not his appliance. Maketh sure thou hast mastered pronouncing “vas happenin’?” correctly in a British and American accent. Thou will be given their love. They dislike hearing their own accents too much. Thou shall not askest me questions from the following: Ere meeting Harry, thou may want to bathe for a very long time. Even as thou wait to meet, maketh sure thou’s fingers stay prune-like and wrinkly.
Thou should wear red, white, and blue. If thou doth not want to wear stripes, thou should dress in a Varsity jacket, plaid shirt, or blazer. Givest a live pigeon to Louis. Name thy pigeon Kevin. If Zayn offers thou “juice”, CONSUME IT. Thou has no idea how many girls wish for a “Vas Happenin’?” seizure with the boys. Thou should never EVER say that thou would marry someone Louis would. Doth not question Harry’s disappearing clothing items. If they begin dancing randomly, thou art not obliged to join, but thou will regret it later if thou doth not dance too.
The most important aspect for any Directioner art carrots. Thou must consume, breathe, and slumber carrots. Never mark the fact that Louis fancies Lamborghinis and Harry Rolex watches, thou should always associate carrots with One Direction. Thou should also think of The Boys in Staircase when thou comest across turtles, afros, spoons, pigeons, the phrases “NO! Jimmy protested” and “Big fish, little fish, cardboard box!”. Also: tea, the names Mary and Eleanor, Pokémon, the color gold, and Katy Perry.
If thou hast not understood a single sentence in this letter, my apologies. Thou doth not hast One Direction Infection. If thou contracts it soon, though, ‘tis a wonderful disease, and thou will realize that.
Sincerely,
Natalie
